Jokes for Kids

I’ve gathered some of the best jokes for kids to share with you and brighten your kids day!

Jokes for Kids

The thing I love about kids is that they will pretty much laugh at anything.  They are a good audience.  Until they become teens…. and then they roll their eyes and talk about “Dad jokes.”  In case your kids are still into jokes, I have a whole lot to share with them.  

1. Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
   A: People are dying to get in.
2.  Q: What did one ocean say to the other?
   A: Nothing. It just waved.
3. Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
   A: Matt 
4. Q: What do cows read?
   A: Cattle-logs 
5. Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
   A: When he catches a fly.
6. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
   A: Because they are always stuffed. 
7. Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
   A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
8. Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
   A: You look a little bit flushed.
9. Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
   A: Lemon-aid
10. Q: What makes the calendar so popular? 
    A: It has so many dates.
11. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? 
    A: I’ve got you covered.
12. Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day? 
    A: So they can fight knights! 
13. Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? 
    A: A milkshake. 
14. Q:  Why do tigers have stripes? 
    A: So they don’t get spotted.
15. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? 
    A: The movies.
16. Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
    A: A trombone.
17. Q:  What is a robot’s favorite snack? 
    A: Computer chips. 
18. Q: What has four wheels and flies? 
    A: A garbage truck.
19. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    A: Because 7, 8, 9.
20. Q: What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
    A: You have spirit. 
21. Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?
    A: A spelling bee.
22. Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool? 
    A: It’s full of fans.
23. Q: What do you call an old snowman?
    A: Water.
24. Q: What has two legs but can’t walk? 
    A: A pair of pants.
25. Q: Why do fish swim in salt water? 
    A: Pepper makes them sneeze.

If your kids are really into jokes, they might like these books:

• Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids
• Jokes for Kids
• Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

And you might like these posts too:

• Best Kid Movies
• Great 80s Movies to Watch With Your Kids

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock Jokes for kids are the best! Little kids love to hear them and use them.  I made some printable knock knock jokes that can be used for kids lunch boxes:

These are a part of my Back to School Bundle!